STOP! I must challenge you at this point. You are going to see investment ideas that are the exact opposite of what Wall Street has been preaching at you your entire life. They are considered conventional wisdom. Many will shake your belief system. When you hit one of those walls all I ask at that time is to ask yourself, “Does it make sense?”

This is the third edition of this book. There are additions and lots of old and new charts. If you bought the previous editions please read as there are many changes. Two For The Money is a new safe and simple investment plan.

This is not a get-rich-quick-scheme book. It is written for the little guy with a few thousand dollars who is putting away cash for retirement, the person who is adding monthly to his/her (the last politically correct reference you will find here) IRA, 401K or other tax-deferred plans, for those who have college accounts for the kids and especially for retired folks who don’t want to lose what they have.

This is a slow, steady, safe way to average 12% to 17% annually over any ten-year period with your money or to live more comfortably on the nest egg you have now. The advice here will keep you out of every major bear market and show how to make money during bear markets if you want to. Every professional trader knows that the first rule of investing is to protect capital; brokers and financial planners have yet to learn this. I am not going to train you to be a trader. Absolutely not! I will show you how you can easily double your money every five or six years and, most important, keep from losing it when the brown stuff hits the blades. You will have to review your portfolio once a month for a few minutes, but that’s easy.

This is the most outrageous book you will ever read on how to make money in mutual funds, exchange traded funds, stocks, futures or options. I trash all the brokerage houses, brokers, mutual fund managers, financial planners, economists, money managers, bankers and just about every analyst who ever drew a breath…and a lot more. And when I say trash, I mean that for a change you will be reading the truth. You’ll never hear my being interviewed on Bloomberg, CNBC-TV or major radio talk shows because I step on every toe of their big advertisers. I am a pariah to the industry. Only to the small investor, you, can I be a hero.

There are literally thousands of ways to invest your money from real estate to collectibles; millions of ways of trading whatever venue you choose. I haven’t seen them all, but I have seen many and tried hundreds. This book distills the best of what I have seen and some of what I have learned about trading in the financial markets over the last 40 plus years. If I knew then what I know now and had applied it, I’d easily be a multimillionaire. Depending on your age when you do apply what you will learn here you can become rich or at least live more comfortably on what you have.

First, let’s find out if this book is for you. Maybe you shouldn’t buy it or maybe you ought to take it back before you get it dirty because I am going to smash some idols, strangle some pet strategies and be totally irreverent about Wall Street theories. And I’m going to “throw-up” on many of your business friends — especially your broker and your financial planner. But you will make a lot of money and ultimately have the last laugh (all the way to the bank). This was not written for those guys on Wall Street, although at least 90% don’t believe what I am going to show you. Even if they did, they definitely would not tell you. To them, making 5% per year or breaking even with your money is excellent, fantastic, great. Almost none of them can beat the S&P500 index.

I say, “Hooey!” (They won’t let me print what I really want to say). You can do better and you definitely don’t need them.

Conventional wisdom on Wall Street says making 10% is wonderful; they just can’t do it. It is all talk. Let me explain what conventional wisdom really is; it is conventional stupidity, it is tunnel vision. It means they don’t know how to do better. You can triple your money over any ten-year period of time, maybe more, without losses.

Are you a trader or an investor? Do you have an investment plan? Is your trading conservative or aggressive? And what the heck does that mean anyway? These terms are all part of the smoke and mirrors created by the investment community— brokerage houses, investment bankers, banks, financial planners, etc. These terms are used to make the little guy (you) with a little money (that’s under a million dollars to the pros) think you are really getting the best advice about where to invest your money. You are not.

Basically, we all want to have our money working for us in equities, real estate, commodities, collectibles, whatever. We want to get rich. Everybody loves money. In this book, I will show you many ways to get rich, but more than that, I will show you how to protect what you have already made. I will caution you not to do most of the dumb things the ‘experts’ want you to do. This book is primarily for plain folks who don’t have financial advisers, but who want to safely make money in mutual funds and ETFs. Almost all the advice you get from brokers, financial planners and bankers is bad — and I’ll prove it to you as you read along.

We have been told a trader is a shooter — some wild speculator who is buying and selling every day. You are never going to do that and I sure agree that is not what you want to do. And it is not what I want you to do. But, did it ever occur to you that an investor is just a long-term speculator? Yes, you are a speculator — even nice little old ladies with the three-wheel bicycles and old guys with the walkers. I bet you thought an “investor” was one of those conservative people who knows all about P/E ratios, book value, insider trading, etc., etc.… who wears a suit and tie every day, and studies his portfolio with the Wall Street Journal. You know, a kind of aloof know-it-all! It might just be some lady who looks at the investment page in the paper occasionally (like my mother-in-law) to see how her stocks and mutual funds are doing. No, an “investor” is no different from a shooter — only the time frame is different. Your broker wants you to think you are one of those “long term” investors because when the market starts down he can say, “you are in for the long haul” while you watch your account get smaller and smaller every day. If you want to have any money at the end of the “long haul”, you’d better pay attention to what I have to say. Don’t think otherwise or you are just kidding yourself.

Anyway, you want to make money and I want to give you some honest information that no broker, banker, brokerage firm or investment adviser will give you because it will make him look bad and he won’t make any commission. Say, maybe that’s why they won’t tell you. He will tell you he only believes in “conservative investments”. That is an oxymoron. There is no such thing as a conservative investment. That’s kind of like an “honest politician” or “military intelligence”. Remember those blue chip stocks — Pan American Airways or Enron? The ‘buy-n-hold’ guys are still holding ‘em in that dark place.

Before you hire a financial adviser, insist he read this book. If you already have a financial adviser, insist he read the book or you will take your business elsewhere. It will be interesting to hear his criticisms and excuses. Let me know what he says. Just a little common sense will show he is either lying or stupid and you don’t want him if he is either. If he agrees, please hang on to him — you have a jewel. Now make him perform! The only reason you might want to pay him is because you can’t “pull the trigger” when you get a signal and that will be very seldom. He will do it for you automatically. He will be worth his fee. That will be his only function. No advice, no recommendations, nothing. And have him reduce his fee since you don’t want his “expertise”.

When your broker tells you he is conservative, it really means he is willing to settle for less return on your money. What I am going to show is conservative because you will be buying mutual funds or ETFs that go up and you won’t be in the market when it’s going down. (I’ll also show you how to make money while it is going down.) Safety and performance are my two key watchwords. Profits and peace of mind.

Basically, I am talking about ‘Market Timing’ versus ‘Buy-N-Hold’. The 1987 crash lost about 33% and even that one got you “even” in about 2 years as the major bull market was working from 1982 to 2000. The “correction” in the latter half of 1998 took the market down 20% and it came back up to “even” in just a few months. You will be able to sleep like a baby while all your friends are pacing the floor all night. The 2000 catastrophe was another story as was the debacle that started the end of 2007. Big money could have been made by the investor as those markets were crashing. My readers did. I will show you how.

Because we had such a long and sustained rise from ‘1982 to 2000, the ‘Buy-N-Hold’ strategy seemed to be working. Just shut your eyes. My broker says, “The market always comes back”, but it may take a lifetime. Can you wait that long? Brokers are taught not to sell, especially near the top. And they definitely don’t want you to have cash in your account; you might take it out. There is too much historical evidence that proves Buy-N-Hold does not work. Market timing is a must if you not only wish to make money, but wish to preserve your capital through the next downturn. This especially applies to you retired folks. Wall Street wants you to run scared.

Since the beginning of 1900 — more than 100 years — there have been about 33 “corrections” or bear markets averaging more than 32% each. Eleven of these averaged almost 50%. Do you want to buy-n-hold through the next one? There will be another one! The Kiplinger Personal Finance Magazine in 1997 found that from 1972 to 1997, market timing outperformed and avoided the worst market crashes of 1973-74, 1987 and 1990. (Written in 2002.) The Buy-N-Holders lost again in 2008. No exit strategy.

Even the Federal Reserve Board printed an article in 1997 under the title, Earnings Forecasts and the Predictability of Stock Returns; Evidence from Trading the S&P500 in which they concluded, “The rule produces superior returns, both relative to those earned under buying and holding the S&P and the relative market timing implementations”. That’s Fed talk for market timing outperforms Buy-N-Hold.

The Buy-N-Hold crowd believes there is safety in utility stocks. Your broker probably also believes this great myth. From the crash high in October 1929 it took until 1942 for the utility index to reach the old high — 13 years. During the break in 1973-74 the utility index sank to 60% below the 1929 highs and it wasn’t until the late 1980s that the index made a new high. Do you still want to buy and hold? I don’t. Never keep your money in a losing position. In 2008 the ETF of the utilities index, IDU, dropped from 106 to 53, 50%. There are other places where you can be making a good return. I’ll show you how.

If you received a 15% return compounded for 10 years on $10,000 you would have over $40,000. But suppose you ran into a 50% decline? Your money would drop to $20,000. That hurts! A Buy-N-Hold strategist is guaranteed to lose in every one of these declines. Believe me; you won’t have to wait 10 years for the next one. A recent study of $10,000 investment in the S&P500 from 2000 to December 2009 shows it lost $2,400, 24%. The method in this book shows how it grew in the same period to almost $40,000 with only seven (7) trades, no losses and no commission charges.

Successful investing does not mean catching the occasional, short term, hot stock that runs from 2 to 102. Smart investing is the reduction of risk while focusing on steady long-term profits.

The lies that Wall Street has been preaching for so long have become conventional wisdom. They will lead you into the barren desert - and leave you. These are their Ten Commandments. I guarantee they will make you broke.

  1. Do Research
  2. Buy and Hold
  3. Dollar cost Average
  4. Diversify
  5. Buy a good stock and put it away
  6. You can’t afford to be out of the market
  7. Never try to time the market
  8. Rearrange your portfolio with age
  9. Your broker will watch your account
  10. The market always comes back
All of these I will explain in simple detail in the various chapters. They are all lies, but I’ll bet your broker believes them. Markets are orderly. Anyone who believes the market is chaotic is using aboriginal thinking. It is a linear cycle that keeps repeating itself over and over again. The chaotic theory of the market does not see the linkage to the psychology of people and time. Everything in this continuum from the smallest subatomic particle to the galaxies has an orderly pattern. It is up to you to understand it. Once you see it, it then becomes predictable. You can use it as a tool. It is technical trading; few brokers learn it. As an exchange member and floor trader for 17 years with my own money I had to learn the right way.

Any time you put your money into a situation where you are not in complete control, you are speculating; you must not allow anyone to make decisions for you. Do you want to get “even”? No, you want to get rich.

You can fool some of the people all of the time and all of the people some of the time, but you can’t fool all of the people all of the time. However, the investment industry has been coming as close to the latter as any group I know. It is about time you got un-fooled.

I will show you how to step carefully so you won’t go over the cliff.